north shore fried clams
SECRET MENU LAB: Clam Breader Black Book 🧪🦪
The forbidden North Shore ratio shacks hide in the back room.
Whole bellies only — strips are for tourists and people who hate joy.
You saw the viral clam video. You heard the crunch that echoes like thunder. You felt the belly pop in your soul.
This is the exact breader blitz that made it happen.
10 pages escaped straight from the Secret Menu Lab:
• The double-dredge felony that turns bellies into golden weapons
• Evaporated milk soak with the stealth Old Bay hack nobody talks about
• 375° oil temp (not 350, you rookie)
• Corn flour + cornstarch monster crunch ratio
• Cain’s mayo tartar that slaps harder than ocean waves on Revere
• Troubleshooting so your clams never suck again
• QR to the upcoming fry kit (pre-mixed breader + tools dropping Dec 1 — get grandpa'd in early)
Fry like Essex on a Friday in July. Fry like the North Shore stole your girl. Fry like you own the beach and the fryer.
Instant PDF download. $9.
No refunds — once you pop bellies this hard, there’s no going back.
@secretmenulab | North Shore or bust
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P.S. Kit waitlist inside. Roast beef ratio drops next. Stay dangerous.